The slots Thread, play them here!

Subject: The slots Thread, play them here! Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:46 pm

ok, that was a lame pun. lol! since there's not a lot going on until the quizes get graded, I'd like to set up camp here and play some slots. I hope it's like vegas and it's free drinks as long as youre gambling. I'll start off light....miller light in fact.

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just trying to get out of buyyour drinks from me i see Smile

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:22 am

just trying to work the system LOL

Co-Host Posts : 68 Join date : 2008-06-14

Actually... Thunderclap "I Quit" Nelson came up with that pun first. Razz

Yea... let's make this real simple, every time, you bet $100, $200, or $300. On every reel:

[BLANK][1-BAR][2-BAR][3-BAR]

The payouts are as follows:

BLANK ON ANY REEL: 0:1
[ANY BAR][ANY BAR][ANY BAR] 1:1
[1-BAR][1-BAR][1-BAR] 2:1
[2-BAR][2-BAR][2-BAR] 3:1
[3-BAR][3-BAR][3-BAR] 4:1

...oh yea, at least play 10 times, then we'll discuss the free drinks. Razz

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:56 pm

putting $100 into the machine and pulling the handle.
Come on baby, mamma needs a new pair of shoes.

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*reels start spinning*

...whooooooosh:

*CLUNK*

[3-BAR]

*CLUNK*
[3-BAR][2-BAR]

*CLUNK*

[3-BAR][2-BAR][BLANK]

*buzzer*

Automated voice: No Payout.

--transactions--
airicak: -$100

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:04 pm

gotta go again! another $100. It's gonna be a big pay day this time I just know it! bounce

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:11 pm

Oh S**t! I just realize I broke the curfew this morning! If I win big on the slots, I promise I'll make it up. I'll take the money out of my purse and give it to the bounty Embarassed

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Actually... no curfew break. This suite is open 24/7. The bounty will not lose any money. Smile

*clank... reels start spinning*

*CLUNK*
[2-BAR]

*CLUNK*
[2-BAR][-----]

*CLUNK*

[2-BAR][-----][3-BAR]

No Payout.

--transactions--
airicak: -$200

Good thing we're not working for that IOU note here. Razz

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hey this looks fun and since im a gambling man i think i will try 300 Very Happy

Houseguest Posts : 112 Join date : 2008-06-20 Age : 33

hey this looks fun and since im a gambling man i think i will try 300 Very Happy

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:49 am

No way I'm going to let anyone out bet me. The jackpot is mine all mine! Twisted Evil

$300 it is.

This is fun!!

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:08 pm

Ahh, Slots. The game of chance played in casinos around the world. One question: Does the money come out of the bounty or our pockets?

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your bar money.

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:58 pm

anxiously awaiting to see how I faired with the $300 bet

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i'm going to need my winnings soon because i promised the hooker in the corner $200.
Thats going to be petty change after i win the 4:1 for my $300!

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Let's see the two spins... starting with... coolviv6, since he went first.

*spinning*

*clank*

[BLANK]

(Aww...)

[BLANK][3-BAR][1-BAR]

-------

Now airica...

*spinning*

*clank*

[BLANK]

God!

[BLANK][2-BAR][3-BAR]

--transactions--

coolviv6: -$300
airicak: -$500

Those transactions obviously are affecting your bar money... so make sure you're keeping track of that. Otherwise, we might have to start drawing money out of the bounty to make up the difference. Razz

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:37 pm

Guess I should have played Craps!

Houseguest Posts : 112 Join date : 2008-06-20 Age : 33

lol keno anyone! nah jks i'm in again for 300! Looks like i got some debt :S

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:45 am

well........maybe this time I'll only go $200. I better start winning soon or I'm not going to have any money for those expensive drinks at the bar Sad

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:12 pm

Why not? $100!

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Let's see coolviv6's spin...

*spinning*

*clank*

[3-BAR]

*clank*

[3-BAR][BLANK]

*clank-clank*

[3-BAR][BLANK][1-BAR]

Aww...

*buzzer*

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Now airicak banking on $200

*spinning*

*clank*

[2-BAR]

*clank*

[2-BAR][3-BAR]

*clank*

[2-BAR][3-BAR][BLANK]

*buzzer*

0 for 2 on this round... now let's see about... Eric A, he's putting $100 on the line:

[1-BAR]

*clank*

[1-BAR][1-BAR]

*clank*

[1-BAR][1-BAR][2-BAR]

THAT'S A WINNER!

1:1 Payout Issued

--transactions--
Eric A: +$100
coolviv6: -$600
airicak: -$700

Kinda looks like a game of Jeopardy with Ken Jennings right now.

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:37 pm

awe!!!!!! I don't believe that. Beginner's luck. Have I earned that free drink yet? LOL I need to drown my sorrows. One last time $100. If I don't win something, I'll have to move to video poker. LOL

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Meh. We'll lower it to 7 spins. Smile

*spinning*

*clank*

[3-BAR]

*clank*

[3-BAR][2-BAR]

*clank*

[3-BAR][2-BAR][1-BAR]

1:1 Payout Issued

Look at that!

--transactions--
Eric A: +$100 (after 1 spin)
coolviv6: -$600 (after 2 spins)
airicak: -$600 (after 5 spins)

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$200 this time

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:09 pm

Yes! Let's go $100 again.

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Let's see...

*coolviv6 spins*

[2-BAR]

*clank*

[2-BAR][1-BAR]

*clank*

[2-BAR][1-BAR][3-BAR]

You win.

All right!

*virushunter spins*

[1-BAR]

*clank*

[1-BAR][-----]

*clank*

[1-BAR][-----][2-BAR]

No payout.

--transactions--
Eric A: $0 (after 2 spins)
coolviv6: -$400 (after 3 spins)
airicak: -$600 (after 5 spins)

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:09 pm

Finally!! It wasn't a big pay out, but it keeps me playing. Lets go another $100

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I'm making some of my money back! i may be able to have that session i wanted with the hooker after all . $200 again plz

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:16 pm

Man! Let's try again. $100.

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Airica goes...

[3-BAR]

[3-BAR][1-BAR]

[3-BAR][1-BAR][BLANK]

*buzzer*

No Payout.
------------------

coolviv is looking to be riches and love, is it here?

[1-BAR]

[1-BAR][3-BAR]

[1-BAR][3-BAR][3-BAR]

VERY close to the big payout, instead, a 1:1 for your $200. Smile

1:1 Payout Issued

----------------------

Now for virushunter...

[3-BAR]

[3-BAR][2-BAR]

[3-BAR][2-BAR][3-BAR]

ALSO... very close. 1:1 for you as well.

1:1 Payout Issued

--transactions--

Eric A: $100 (after 3 spins)
coolviv6: -$200 (after 4 spins)
airicak: -$700 (after 6 spins)

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200 again im on a roll!

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:17 pm

How about $200?

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K

1000 on the slots

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:54 pm

You mean $100?

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Free drinks at the casino for thosethat have gambled!!

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:36 pm

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:54 pm

sweet!!!!!!!

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awsome!

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coolviv6 wrote:: I'm making some of my money back! i may be able to have that session i wanted with the hooker after all . $200 again plz

Aren't you in a relationship lol tsk tsk.

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Coolviv: ($200)

[1-BAR][2-BAR][3-BAR]

Any Bar: 1:1 Payout

COOLVIV, YOU'RE EVEN! Maybe that hooker is a possibility tonight. (you big flirt) Very Happy

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Virushunter ($200)

[-----][3-BAR][2-BAR]

No Payout.

-----------------------

24mole ($300 by default)

[-----][-----][3-BAR]

Not Even Close.

-----------------------

--transactions--

coolviv6: $0
virushunter: -$100
24mole: -$300
airicak: -$700

Airica stayed away this round... interesting.

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:09 pm

Of course... $200 again...

Houseguest Posts : 112 Join date : 2008-06-20 Age : 33

damn addy i was trying to not feel guilty Sad

however that hooker can still have me if this $300 bet pays off

$300 it is!

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:45 pm

well, I guess I'll go $300. At least I'd be an even 1000 in the hole if it doesn't work out.

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coolviv6 wrote:: damn addy i was trying to not feel guilty however that hooker can still have me if this $300 bet pays off

$300 it is!

I like making you feel guilty. manwhore. Smile

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At least i have never been grounded Very Happy

and being a manwhore and all can i be deuce bigalow the male gigolo it has a nice catch to it!

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oh shut up! you're gonna get grounded some time!!!
gosh. You're making me crazy! No you're just gonna be called a manwhore! Smile

Subject: Re: The slots Thread, play them here! Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:37 pm

temper! temper!

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I don't have a temper. lol
he's just making me crazy. I don't like it when he does that.

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When my computer dies (which it did... it's probably temporary though Smile

) and I'm not looking after this place, things apparently get ugly. Geez. Razz

Eric "That Figures" A. ($200)

[3-BAR][1-BAR][1-BAR]

You Win $200 (1:1)

-----------------

Deuce "Manwhore" Bigalow ($300)

[-----][-----][1-BAR]

No Payout. (Go Home!)

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Airica "Watch Your Temper!" K. ($300)

[1-BAR][1-BAR]...

[1-BAR][1-BAR][2-BAR]

(Aww...)

You Win $300. (1:1)

--transactions--
virushunter: $100
coolviv6: $-300
24mole: -$300
airicak: -$400

Eric's wavering in and out of the green... although I'm sure some people would be envious of him.